Hey Lifeguard!

So I went for a swim the other day. Did my usual 60 laps on a 25 meter pool. I was highly distracted. By these two teenagers leaning against the pool divider to my right. They were making out. I'm not a prude, but how can I not notice, when they were encroaching my lane. With legs wrapped around each other and some serious groping going on! Come on people, some discretion please. Plus, this is a 6 lane pool, it's empty except for the three of us, why pick the lane right next to mine? And Lifeguard, hellooow! Isn't part of your job description to discourage this kind of thing?!?

Anyway, it made it an interesting swim...